emma sumrell

by: emma sumrell

Hiiiiii.

Not sure who fast-forwarded the weekend, but here we are.

But I actually like Mondays—fresh start, new to-do list, etc. However-  this one showed up uninvited and slapped me right across the face. (Pro tip: never schedule a doctor’s appointment first thing Monday morning. Learn from my mistakes🫡)

So naturally, like any semi-functioning adult with a packed calendar and a 65 pound dog with separation anxiety does, I turned to the one thing that’s never let me down: emotional support-level coffee. 

Here are a few ride-or-die combos that don’t just wake you up—they restore your will to live (or at least get through a meeting without rage-crying):

• Toasted Coconut Mocha Starbucks K-Cups + a splash of Chobani Sweet Cream.

• Starbucks. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

• Wandering Bear Cold Brew, an avalanche of ice, SF vanilla syrup, and Chobani Sweet Cream. Therapy in a cup.

May your coffee be strong, your to-do list short, and your Monday merciful. Godspeed.